雨塵晴風‧響‧落

◎神闇，女化，不喜慎入

◎角色崩壞有

◎以下歌詞為引用Carly Rae Jepsen Call Me Maybe

熱鬧的露天演唱會，神闇已經習慣了，"她"的粉絲可是多到爆，演唱會場場爆滿

「啊!神闇!神闇!神闇!」眾多粉絲尖叫，安加西奈很不以為然，他自以為自己的魅力無人能及，所以想一睹所謂轟動全世界的正妹─神闇

中間的舞台慢慢升了上來，首先映入眼簾的是銀白色的長髮，在空中飄散

神闇把頭慢慢地抬了起來，湛藍的雙眸正好碰上了安加西奈的視線

安加西奈心中一顫，自己竟人被她......安加西奈不敢想接下來那個動詞，他以為，他自己才是最吸引人的

神闇心中一笑，她知道自己看到了帥哥，難得一見的帥哥

背景音樂響起......

神闇張開嘴，一串美妙的聲音竄入了安加西奈的耳朵裡:「

I threw a wish in the well,Don't ask me,

I'll never tell,I looked to you as it fell,

and now you're in my way

I trade my soul for a wish,

pennies and dimes for a kiss

I wasn't looking for this,

but now you're in my way

Your stare was holding, Ripped jeans, skin was showin'

Hot night, wind was blowin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

at you baby,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,

try to chase me,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

You took your time with the call,

I took no time with the fall

You gave me nothing at all,

but still, you're in my way

I beg, and borrow and steal

At first sight and it's real

I didn't know I would feel it,

but it's in my way

Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin'

Hot night, wind was blowin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,

try to chase me,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

I missed you so bad

I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

And you should know that

I missed you so, so bad

It's hard to look right,

at you baby,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,

try to chase me,

but here's my number,

so call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

I missed you so bad

I missed you so so bad

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

And you should know that

So call me, maybe?」

神闇又笑了一笑，全場尖叫，安加西奈愣住，因為神闇整首歌都是看著自己唱的......

「so call me, maybe? call you?」安加西奈沉思，然後又往台上一看

神闇直接蹲下身子，低下身子，美麗的身材在安加西奈面前展露無遺

神闇用她清甜的聲音，低語:「091214121412，so,call me,maybe，安加西奈」

安加西奈的心跳漏了一拍，在神闇離開他面前後......

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「喂?是安加西奈嗎?」

安加西奈才剛剛撥過去，神闇清甜的聲音變傳了過來

「我是安加西奈，然後......呢?」安加西奈試探性的問

電話的另一邊沉默了許久，最後，神闇清甜的聲音終於暴走了!

「安加西奈你這個大笨蛋!」

END

突然想到的梗，最這篇，神闇是女的喔!

然後最後的結尾大家可以自行想像~